she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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