Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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