I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there is glitter all over my balls
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