Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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