There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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