6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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