My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
