No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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