That's intense
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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