Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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