Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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