it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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