so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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