Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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