That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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