This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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