Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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