bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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