Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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