you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
