If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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