Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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