he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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