Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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