just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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