No awkward lesbian experiences without me
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
