Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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