we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
