idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
