You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
