oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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