I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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