you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
one might say we're banned from that church
Everything about him screamed your future.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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