she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Will exercising make me less horny?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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