Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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