hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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