thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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