i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i would punch a child for taco bell
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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