No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
