I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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