if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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