He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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