I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I intend to get homeless drunk
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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