I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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