going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
