come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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