so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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