1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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