she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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