If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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